⛔ Blindvei means cul-de-sac, while blind vei means blind way.
PC-pult i glass means PC desk in glass, while PC pult i glass means PC fucked in glass. Rule: Do not use the word pult if You do not mean it. 😂
From 📰: I førerhuset på vogntoget fant politiet nesten en tom halvflaske akevitt 🍾 means The Police almost found an empty half-bottle of akevitt in the truck cabin, Google translate: In the cab on the truck train, the police found almost an empty half-bottle of akevitt.
Cocktail lounge, Norway: “Ladies are Requested Not to have Children in the Bar”
At a Budapest zoo: “Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty”
Restaurant window: “Don’t stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up.”
Hotel lobby, Bucharest: “The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: “Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.”
Hotel elevator, Paris: “Please leave your values at the front desk.”
A menu in Vienna: “Fried milk, children sandwiches, roast cattle and boiled sheep.”
Outside Paris dress shop: “Dresses for street walking.”
In a Rhodes tailor shop: “Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.”
Hotel in Zurich: “Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, is it suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.”
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: “We take your bags and send them in all directions.”
Doctor’s office, Rome: “Specialists in women and other diseases.”
In an Italian cemetery: “Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.”
A sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest: “It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.”
Aeroflot advert: “Introducing wide boiled aircraft for your comfort.”
Belgrade hotel elevator: “To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.”
Athens hotel: “Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.”